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I used to keep my piss in a jar!

by oldmanpie @ 20/11/2006 - 17:33:41


I Was Odd!

I was odd
I was a little sod
And from a very very early age
I did not believe in God
And my parents they scalded me
They locked me in my room at night
But I climbed through the window
And stayed out until dawn.

And I knew
What I would have to do
And that soon as I could
I would have to leave this house
Run away and join the army
Go and fight in some stupid war
A foolish and a senseless war
What am I fighting for?

And I’d shout and I’d scream.,

But my sergeant he bullied me
Coz he really didn't like me
He made me cut the grass with scissors
And stand out naked in the freezing snow
So I went and got a pistol
And I put it to his head one night
I blew his fucking brains out
And laughed at the sight.

I was odd, somehow I wasn't right
I used to keep my piss in a jar
I used to hiss at the passing cars
So they took me to this institute
Where they keep me sedated at night
And I'd stare at the walls
For hours, hours and hours.

And I’d shout and I’d scream.,

Coz I was odd,
From an early age.


 
 

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AbileneAbilene pro
20/11/06 @ 17:37

You must know my ex hubby to have written that ;)

oldmanpieoldmanpie [Member]
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20/11/06 @ 17:56

Not sure if you mean the whole of the song or just the keeping my piss in the jar bit. But the latter is quite a common trait, made famous by Howard Hughes and King George. In fact Howard Hughes employed staff especially to index his piss jars! They didn't last long though as they got pretty pissed off (ba bum).

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11/12/06 @ 13:06

You jest about Howard Hughes - was he a urine librarian?

oldmanpieoldmanpie [Member]
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11/12/06 @ 13:20

He suffered from many things, such is the trials of wealth and fortune - but he was spared the indignation of being a librarian!

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